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| User: | alphajager (650790)
Of Wolf and Man
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| Name: | Sohawsum |
| Location: | Santa Cruz, California, United States |
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| alphajager | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  Alphajager (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Yahoo! ID: |  center_o_universe@yahoo.com (Add User, Send Message) |
| Bio: | Dreams are the stranges things, and the most familiar.
Apparently, even zombies have feelings, they just don't express themselves well.
I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
“So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for fuck all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.”
"And Henry VIII, a big hairy king, went up to the Pope and said, "Mr. Pope! I'm gonna marry my first wife, then I'm gonna divorce her. Now, I know what you're gonna say, but stick with me. My story gets better. Second wife, I'm gonna kill her! Cut her head off. Ah, not expecting that, are we? Third wife gonna shoot her. Fourth wife, put her in a bag. Fifth wife, into outer space. Sixth wife, on a rotissamat. Seventh wife, made out of jam..." and the Pope is saying, "You crazy bugger! You can't do all this, what are you a Mormon? It's illegal. What have you been reading? The gospel according to St. Bastard?"
“So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naïve, I feel!”
"In November 2000, the United States held a presidential election, and nobody knew who won, so we just kind of made up an outcome and tried to act like that was normal. Less than a year later, airplanes flew into office buildings, and everybody cried for two months. And then Enron went bankrupt, and the U.S. started acting like a rogue state, and "The Simple Life" premiered, and gasoline became unaffordable, and our Olympic basketball team lost to Puerto Rico, and we reelected the same president we never really elected in the first place. Later, there would be some especially devastating hurricanes and three Oscars for an especially bad movie called "Crash."
Things, as they say, have been better." |
| Interests: | 137: 311, a perfect circle, absorption, adam sandler, adventure, aerosmith, alternative energy, anime, art, atmosphere, batman, battle, bears, biology, books, boondock saints, booster, cake, camping, castlevania, chess, classic trucks, comics, computers, crazytown, creed, creedence clearwater revival, cybernetics, darling violetta, dire straits, discordian, doors, dragons, drawing, dvds, eagles, eminem, energy, environment, eris, erotica, everlast, explosion, fighting, fire, fnord, foozball, ford, frank zappa, frappuccino, fuel cell, games, gas monitoring, geology, gravity willing, green jelley, guitar, gum, guns, hiking, hoobastank, howard stern, hunting, hydrogen, illuminati, illuminatus, incubus, indie films, jimi hendrix, knives, lava, led zepplin, limp bizkit, linkin park, lycanthropy, lynrd skynrd, magma, metallica, movies, music, nasa, neil gaiman, offspring, oil, other star people, paintball, paintings, photography, pink floyd, pool, pornography, primus, prodigy, pulp fiction, quake, queen, rage against the machine, reading, red hot chilli peppers, remote sensing, renaissance, rockets, rocks, running, rush, santa barbara, sattelite imaging, sculpture, sex, shamanism, sleeping, snow, snowboarding, soundgarden, speed, spin doctors, spying, steppenwolf, steve miller band, stories, stroke 9, sublime, swords, tattoos, technology, the big lebowski, the crow, therianthropy, trucks, tv, u2, watching people get hurt, water, weapons, werewolves, white zombie, wrestling |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: |  | 74: | 3cg, 742, a_kiss_so_fatal, ablipton, aboynamedgrrrrr, alphajager, amurderofravens, antichristchild, ashytheslut, benjamintrotter, boysnoggage, caulette, chere_soleil, chubbypanda, corronerbob, demoivre, dorkiness_halo, doublefeh, dronkenpiraat13, ecologyninja, entilzha, exfish, faerieloch, flimbee, freegina, gigles925, glowmonkay, gothiccunt, graymatters, greymatters, kerouacesque, klutzymcgee, lakings1313, lazyvim, lilacsandwiches, lizbeth, lune, luxvalence, maetenshi, mateosuave, mon_oubliette, mrquiettime, mzflux, neencoop4, neoninjadynia, nikotheos, ninjafuzz, nuniabiz, pantalon, pirategoat, poverty, rigafalls, ronebofh, searly, semajim, shmancypants, silhouette1126, sparky_marcus, spoonless, straponjack, takeyellow, thatgothicchick, the1andonlycj, thecakeblog, theoni, thescottishguy, tinka21, turdlog, tyrsalvia, ulorin_vex, waldensian, wolfe_girl87, xor88x, zombie_jamboree |  | 25: | _the_firefly_, armchairscience, boardmeeting, challenging_god, darkpinupgirls, discord_society, downtownsj, fantasy_scifi, geology, godothemonth, govt_conspiracy, looseknitjam, mathsex, necronomiphiles, operationmindfu, rpgserenity, sbdarknet, sc_mountains, sci_fi, sfsteamvents, song_swordplay, steamcon, ucsc, ucsc_chatter, ucsc_connection |
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| Friend of: | 66: 3cg, 742, a_kiss_so_fatal, aboynamedgrrrrr, alphajager, amurderofravens, antichristchild, ashytheslut, benjamintrotter, boysnoggage, caulette, chere_soleil, chubbypanda, corronerbob, dangerish, demoivre, doublefeh, dronkenpiraat13, ecologyninja, entilzha, faerieloch, flimbee, freegina, gigles925, glowmonkay, graymatters, infintysquared, kerouacesque, klutzymcgee, lakings1313, lazyvim, lizbeth, lune, luxvalence, maetenshi, mon_oubliette, mrquiettime, mzflux, neencoop4, neoninjadynia, nikotheos, ninjafuzz, nuniabiz, pantalon, pirategoat, poverty, rigafalls, searly, semajim, shmancypants, silhouette1126, sparky_marcus, spoonless, straponjack, takeyellow, thatgothicchick, the1andonlycj, thecakeblog, theoni, thescottishguy, tinka21, turdlog, tyrsalvia, waldensian, xor88x, zombie_jamboree |
| Member of: | 26: _horrorpops, _the_firefly_, armchairscience, boardmeeting, challenging_god, darkpinupgirls, discord_society, downtownsj, geology, godothemonth, govt_conspiracy, looseknitjam, mathsex, necronomiphiles, operationmindfu, rpgserenity, sbdarknet, sc_mountains, sci_fi, sfsteamvents, song_swordplay, steamcon, thedmz, ucsc, ucsc_chatter, ucsc_connection |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
